Monday, August 18, 2008

Chuck Norris: Bring On The Pain



Did Santa come early this year? He must have, because the Chuck Norris game(mobile) is available for all cellphones...NOW.

Go ahead, post all the Chuck Norris lines you want in the comments below
Tilted by Jay Santos at 11:27 AM
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5 comments:

  1. Jay SantosAugust 18, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    I'll start it off:

    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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  2. Optimus PrimeAugust 18, 2008 at 11:52 AM

    1. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep....he waits.

    2. Chuck Norris destroyed the entire periodic table of elements, because he only believes in the element of surprise.

    3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard, that his foot tore a rip in the space time continuum, went back in time, and kicked Amelia Airheart in the face while she was flying over the atlantic.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. LMFAO

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  4. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 12:53 PM

    Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 10, 2008 at 8:47 PM

    If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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